And thank goodness because if it was I would probably have to bleep out most of what it was saying. I think the clean version would probably go something like this:
“Really? You go on holiday for nearly three weeks, eat loads, work out a few times, sleep loads, relax and so do I and then you come back to Madrid, make me get up at 7am, work all day, do Crossfit, dance class, run, singing class then come home at 10pm most nights and now you are bitching because I am tired?!?! and because I sucked at running?!?!?!”
Yeah. My body has the rage. And it may just have a point. I should try and listen to it more.
Does your body swear at you too?