And tonight is spin class. Man alive.
Let me share my pain with you all dear readers. Yesterday after Crossfit I made the mistake of telling my physio the truth: that my glute and thighs were killing me, that every time I squat (which does seem like a strange thing to say actually now I read it, hmmm – don´t squat? – get out)
Anyway, yes…every time I squat I get a pain down my right glute into my leg. So what did he do? that´s right, he tortured me. He dug his viscous little fingers and his elbows into my giant glute muscle and ignored my screams. I believe he actually said ´suck it up´no joke.
But it´s ok…I feel much better today. Oh no wait, I am in agony. Some lady brushed her bag gently against me this morning and I had to resist the urge to punch her. It hurts to the touch…..it hurts without the touch and in one hour I need to go to spin class……smallest, hardest, least comfy seats ever. Seats that make you sure you will never be able to have children and to all my girls out there….seats that make you scared to pee after class……you feel my pain right?
Well, faced with this terrifying prospect I thought over my options:
1. Don´t go…..Not gonna lie, it is a good plan but then I remembered that my favourite Christmas dress is still an inch from doing up, it is five weeks til Christmas and I am going for wine and pizza with my friend tonight.
2. Look into adoption.
3. Dehydrate myself after class so I don´t need to pee til tomorrow…..something tells me this is not a good idea but I just can´t quite put my finger on it….
4. Don´t sit down at all during class –
I´m sorry. It just had to be done.
So these are my choices – What would you do? Help a sister out with some suggestions because let´s face it – this isn´t the first time this has happened and I doubt it will be the last.
And on that cheerie thought……Happy Tuesday kids!
I hope your arse hurts way less than mine,